Craig Lee

The general of a 10,000 man army who sought to conquer a group of 1,669 homosexual soldiers,(69-71 AD). During said battle, he came to realize that he, in fact, was a raging homosexual. He then proceeded to remove his genatalia from his person. Two dwarfs of the underworld then emerged from the fiery abyss and carried off his penis to the depths of hell. He was then reborn from the ashes and placed on the earth in the year 1989 AD for one sole purpose, to hunt and capture as many men's asshole as humanly possible. Of course, scientific facts often reject the theory of such "General Lee", however, it remains popular among wive's tales and folk lore.