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A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's. This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics. Heres the Weapons: (I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod) Gun Slot #1 ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool) Gun Slot #2 Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock) Finger Gun (The Magnum) Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets) Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!) A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots) Gun Slot #4 Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great") Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster) Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast) DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand) Gun Slot #5 Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi) Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens) Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them) Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
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I love it I bought me and my family some
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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
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