Crabwalking buttfuck Spider tee
The crabwalking buttfuck spider Is a large dinner plate sized spider This primeval creature has a danger level of extraordinary it latches onto its human victims Faces and sticks it's proboscis into any available offices and secretes it's DMT load incompasitating it's victim shlepna male shlepnar female the shlepna secretes DMT specifically 5 meo DMT n,n DMT 5 chloro DMT 5 bromo DMT NMT 4aco DMT and 4-ho DMT. the shlepnar latches onto the face of the victim after eating the shlepna to fertilize the eggs it absorbs the shlepnas DMT and uses it to keep the human incompasitated while it fertilizes once the eggs are fertilized the shlepnar uses its 3rd proboscis to blow its egg load into the humans mouth the eggs become larva that feed themselves to the victim to preserve their living food source for as long as possible the larva secrete DMT as well after the larva mature they kill their food source by rapidly consuming every non vital part of the brain for counciousness preserving the counciousness maximum suffering the larva need endorphins to grow into crab walking buttfuck spiders the females die after blowing their load
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!