Cp Master

Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle. Origin: Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.” Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master: Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution. Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.” Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests. Intellisense is doing 99% of the work. Still doesn’t know what a null reference is. Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy: Level 1: Snippet Squire Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist Level 9: Runtime Prophet Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord Fun Fact: fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.