Covfefe

A clusterfuck of seven letters randomly fused together to conclude a tweet that was doomed from the moment the author tapped the "compose tweet" icon. The word originated just after midnight on May 31st, 2017, from the phone of a small-handed Oompa Loompa who was attempting to complain about how unfairly he was being treated. However, the man's small hands were still sticky from a late night pussy grabbing spree, and because women allow men to grab them by the pussy (or do anything, whatever they want) when they're stars, they became especially wet when he grabbed them. The combination of female fluids on his fingers, the orange spray paint that was slowly melting off his skin and onto his phone's screen and the famously small hands from which the tweet originated likely contributed to the word's birth.