cousinfucker Tee
A strange story on a marijuanna forum came up with an act of intoxicated cousinfucking happened. This is how the story goes: so i went to this town called santa maria to stay with my cousins for a couple of weeks , i got up the nerve to ask her if she blazed it.she said hell yeah!so we smoked like ten grams in three blunts just the two of us.it was some kali bud that i had picked up in san diego for fifty bones.so i hadn t seen this blonde petite spun ky chick since we were both three years and now we re nineteen because my dads cousin moved to vancouver. She kind of started flirting and teasing me poking me in the stomache . It didnt feel wrong that we were flirting and then she leaned in halfway for a kiss and i quickly obliged.she was playful and pulled back as she pulled my body closer. I remember it was fresh out and we had sneaked out at ten and it was like midnight now and it was so starry that it felt like a dream. We jumped in their pool in our underwear . The pool is heated and she still felt so much warmer than the water shrouding our curious hands from the view of next door neighbors prying eyes. I un- hooked her silky victoria secret bra as she caressed my back. I nibbled on her ear a couple of times and she took of the bra all the way so i groped to my hearts content. She kissed me hungrily and i moved her thong over to the left and hoisted her on to my thighs and traced her lips with my index finger before i pushed in and she responded we slipped underwate in a lip lock and i freaked out briefly. When i penetrated her without a condom she let out a little subdued gasp as did i.she was flexing her muscles without thrusting and it was making me throb. I slowly pushed all the way in until my head touched a barrier. It was one of my biggest bone r and i took my time focusing, trying not to come as i held this teenage goddess in my arms.she began to tense up and her vagina grew even tighter. I let out a pretty loud moan as i shivered from the orgasm. following the inevitable collapse into each other i felt a pang of guilt coupled with a hint of sadness.this was never ever gonna occur again and its not that i fell in love it was because i had fallen, but in lust.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨