Cottam Tee
|Cot - tam| adj. - Derived from the Latin 'Cottaminous' which loosely translates to; 'utter fucking slut bag'. The term was used up until the late 1300's which would be chanted by a watching crowd as the newly suspected whore was whipped, stoned, spanked, penetrated, spooned, choked, donkey-punched or scissored. These acts were performed by 3 'punisher's', one of which would finally carry out the old tradition of burning the condemned slag. Which of the punisher's to do this was decided by the act of soggy biscuit. Except instead of a hob-nob they performed upon the head of the prosecuted Cottaminous. This was a popular, public exhibition before one whore that was to be condemned - Laurus Cottamus (1642-1691) - rewrote history by being the first bitch to really love this shit. Cottamus took everything the prosecutors could throw at her until they were worn out. But Cottamus just wanted more and more. A sudden addiction lead to a violent rampage, resulting in many deaths and mangled private areas of both men and women. To this day, Cottamus' descendants still walk among us with similar whore-ish characteristics. They are not easy to spot and will deny any such accusations regarding their slutty nature.
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.