Corporate Dementia

A serious cognitive disorder exhibited by large corporations with incapable leadership, and lacking a coherent strategy. It is normally required to be present for at least 6 months to be diagnosed; cognitive dysfunction which has been seen only over shorter times, particularly less than weeks, must be termed Corporate Delirium. Symptoms of Corporate Dementia can be classified as either reversible or irreversible, depending upon the cause of the disease. Daycare centers offer supervision, recreation, meals, and limited health care to afflicted board members, as well as providing respite for employees.