Corey Worthington

Corey is possibly one of the world's biggest wankers and most publicised bogan to date.The infamous Australian kid with bleached "piss yellow" hair received media attention for a party he probably shouldn't have had. The under aged loser has become the poster boy for adolescent wankers, and is either idolised for his shenanigans or hated.In an attempt to mask his fuglyface,Corey wears a trademark cap and overly retarded large sunglasses (similar to that of big bird's) and is most commonly seen shirtless. Despite his resemblance to that of a roast chicken carcass, Corey is worshipped by many young teens.Corey maintains his dominance in media spotlight due to the poor/ lack of content of which the Australian media broadcasts. Corey has also recently butchered a Beastie Boys classic, fight for your right (to party!), adding yet another heinous cover to the pile of shit that is pop music. Corey will also be entering the Australian Big Brother house as in Intruder during the 2008 season which is obviously an attempt to revive a show which should have died around 5 years ago. Corey Worthington is now commonly used as an expression to label try hard teens/wiggas/wankers/wannabees and bogans.