Coparazzi

Coparazzi Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.