Coolwife tee
Wife who has a mentor, owner or a master (‘a prime’) outside of regular marriage, while husband (‘habby’) knows and likes it. Sometimes she may be in a relationships with a prime before meeting her spouse and get married with mentor’s permission. Women with coolwife’s mindset are looking for a marriage arrangement in which husbands would accept this setup before getting married, or they can bring up the subject along the way. Similar to hotwifing and cuckolding, though it is more built on mental attraction and bdsm. A philosophy of a strong kinky three-way relationship. Primes carry excellent moral and physical traits. They can lead and help their couples develop on different levels. Often carry out physical trainers’ roles or help to have a judgement on certain tasks. While coolwives love and care about their husbands, they always know they got a strong reliable man behind their back in case something gets out oh hand. They are closest friends and constant lovers. If habby asks a coolwife, “But will you ever going to belong to me completely?” The answer is: “Never. You share my body. He has my mind. It will never be the other way” And they continue to live happily ever after.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!