Conway

A Conway is an object of great size (mainly width) that passes with considerable pain out the anal canal (Anus canalium). A Conway gets its name from the literal parts; 1) Con - A negative aspect - As in the case of faeces, with it being extremely hard, wide, and maybe even nutty. Terrible hazardous to the rectum. 2) Way - The Passage - This refers to the rectum and the anal mouth. Therefore, by conglomerizing these two definitions together, we get CONWAY, which is when a big ol' hard crusty shite is passed through the anal canal, where the turd rips the lining of the anus. The International Anus Awareness Group (the IAAG) says that this happens to 1 in 13 Guadaluapians, and unfortunately it is increasing rapidly among 20 to 30 year olds. Docters say that it is the third highest killer of people when on the toilet, after heart-attacks and premature ejaculation accidents, which claims 1 in 6.