Conspirology Tee
Unified theory of conspirology: When something wrong is caused by humans and the effect is detected by the right side who can comprehend and explain what is wrong in a clear and concise way by using logic and science, it's an anomaly. If the wrong side seems unable to understand and unwilling to end the anomaly in time of detection deliberately, it means conspiracy, therefore the wrong side must be contained and eliminated as soon as possible. 1st conspirology law: If you can think of any conspiracy that may physically exist, it already does. The main problem is to detect, solve and expose it, which is the conspiracy paradox. 2nd conspirology law: Once can be a mistake. Twice can be a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. The third time any phenomenon or action is to be acknowledged as conspiracy axiomatically. 3rd conspirology law: Any well educated adult committing mistakes in own profession, or denial of obvious logic and factual evidences is to be acknowledged as conspirator axiomatically. Conspirology is based on detection and deduction of delusions: Detection: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice, is a start for research of the truth." - Unknown Deduction: "When you have eliminated all the impossible, whatever remains, however, even if implausible must be the truth." - Conan Doyle Delusion: "When you have eliminated all the possible, whatever remains, however, even if improbable must be the lies." - Tiziano Sclavi
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨