Connie

Noun. Bubba's wife. A brutally honest, super hot chick that most people love to be around. She's a loyal friend, super mom and all around good person and asset to the the world at large. She's also unintentionally hilarious. She's the most funny when she's really serious about something. She's very intelligent, which intimidates a lot of people but goofy and self effacing which then puts them at ease. Men often stare at and secretly want to possess her curvaceous body. But she's too modest to realize that and wouldn't matter anyway because she's Bubba's wife and he'll kick your a$$!