Congasm

Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment. CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion. This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand. Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.