comcastic

(adj) Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers. (Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security) The correct definition follows: All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast. (syn) shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence (ant) reliable, good service, pwnage