Colorado Tee
You know you’re from COLORADO if: -You'll eat ice cream in the winter. -It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled. -You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. -You have no accent at all, but can hear other people’s. And then you make fun of them. -'Humid' is over 25%. -Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. -You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one. -You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. -You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat. -You know what the Continental Divide is. -You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. -You went to Casa Bonita as a kid. -You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities. -You always know the elevation of where you are. -You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow. -You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High. -Every movie theater has military and student discounts. -Everybody wears jeans to church. –You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV. -You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder. -You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags. -A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you. -Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders. -You've been to the original Chipotle near the DU campus on Evans. -When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. -You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.