Colorado Tee
You know you’re from COLORADO if: -You'll eat ice cream in the winter. -It snows 5 inches and you don't expect school to be cancelled. -You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of temperature. -You have no accent at all, but can hear other people’s. And then you make fun of them. -'Humid' is over 25%. -Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains. -You say 'the interstate' and everybody knows which one. -You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard. -You grew up planning your Halloween costumes around your coat. -You know what the Continental Divide is. -You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal. -You went to Casa Bonita as a kid. -You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities. -You always know the elevation of where you are. -You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow. -You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High. -Every movie theater has military and student discounts. -Everybody wears jeans to church. –You actually know that South Park is a real place not just a show on TV. -You know what a 'trust fund hippy' is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder. -You know you're talking to a fellow Coloradoan when they call it Elitches, not Six Flags. -A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you. -Your two favorite teams are the Broncos and whoever is beating the crap out of the Raiders. -You've been to the original Chipotle near the DU campus on Evans. -When people out East tell you they have mountains in their state too, you just laugh. -You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels 'sticky' and you notice the sky is no longer blue.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
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