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The act of defecating in a container or bag and placing it at the back of the freezer (specifically used for the purpose of tipping a one night stand). Due to the placement of the excrement at the back of the freezer, the victim will not find the item until defrosting or rotating their frozen foods. This will allow the perpetrator months or even years of enjoyment, knowing that their present is laying in wait, ready to be found by an unsuspecting wench. (This technique can also be used by female’s who wish to ‘Cold Call’ their male conquests, this should be referred to as ‘Brown Ice’, so as to differentiate from the male equivalent.)