Colburn

When you’re in Ohio and meet a guy with the name of William “Cole” W***s and the only good thing that comes out of it is getting a STD! You’ve been “Colburned” The laziest boy you will ever meet, cry baby, poor excuse of a man, takes money off women. Thinks he is a gangsta but really a momma’s boy. Womanizing bitch, liar, cheater and scum. Has super lame tattoos. Pretends to be loaded but has to bum cigarettes of you. Control freak, narcissist, bully, sociopath, believes his own lies, wannabe drug dealer, vile, pathetic, loser, rude, ignorant, immature, selfish, violent, psychotic, mentally unstable, con artist, f**k boy, hyena laugh, criminal. Will say anything to get a girl in bed. Will promise you the world but give you a shack in the woods. Has lame pick up lines. Prefers girls with a body of a 10yr old who look like they do a lot of meth. Has a jacked up truck to draw attention from his tiny dirty dick. Has weird uncomfortable relationship with his mom. Run away if approached or you will be “Colburned” too.