Cock In A Roll tee
A sneaky sexual maneouvre in which a man who is eager for a blowjob can use to satify his needs. A "Cock in a roll" is when a man places his penis inside a six-inch or footlong sandwich roll (depending on penis size), scatters the roll with a variety of salads to make it more convincing, and places the roll, with his cock inside of it, on a plate. The plate is to be held down near his crotch for obvious reasons, and every attempt to camoflage the penis into this seemingly innocent sandwich environment is to be made for maximum efficiency. With plate in hand, and cock in roll, the man then approaches his targeted consumer and asks if she wants a bite of the roll. As she is unaware of the fact that your penis is placed inside of the roll, she agrees and has a go at the sandwich. Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are - "careful hunny, there may be bones" - "I can add mayonaise if you want" *Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!