Cock Gay Scale Tee
The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is. This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality. Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc. Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means