cocaine
Cocaine is the best and the worst drug in the world. I have a love-hate relationship with it. Cocaine produces an indescribable sensation. The weight of the world is taken off your shoulders, you're happy in a bizarre and jumpy way, and you can't shut up (in my case). Your nose becomes numb, as does your throat. You feel as if you have a bubble in the back of your throat. I enjoy drinking cold iced tea when coked up. One of the best parts of cocaine is taking some on your finger and rubbing it on your gums and tongue. This will cause your entire mouth to get numb, and I suggest chewing gum because it's such a good feeling. Putting some coke on the end of a cigarette and taking a few pulls also feels nice. However, all good things must come to an end. Some people crash worse than others; I have only had one really, really bad crash in my experience. This brought on a feeling of hopelessness and an emptiness in the pit of my stomach. When and IF you crash, seeking more coke will help temporarily, but your best bet is to just call it a night and try to fall asleep in a peaceful atmosphere. You also have to be careful who you get it from (make sure it is a reliable dealer). It is almost impossible to find 100% pure cocaine nowadays, but some dealers will really give you complete bullshit and you will have wasted your money. If you have an addictive or unstable personality, DON'T DO IT. I have someone in my life who has been battling cocaine addiction for years now. Rehab has not been able to help. The hardest thing about dealing with an addict is that NO ONE can help them unless they want the help. This person has spent thousands of dollars on coke binges. Cocaine can alter your priorities if you aren't smart about it. Don't blow all your money on it! BE RESPONSIBLE!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
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So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
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Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
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I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |