clinic

a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.). also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases. they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history. NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.