Cinnamon Gravy

A lady must consume a spicy meal wuch as an indian dish or anything south of the border. Preferably something she knows will give her diarrhea. She must then wait at least 6 hours before making the gravy. After the six hours and her bowels start to grumble she must be inverted on her shoulders to create a bowl with her anus. Her date must engage in anal sex and once he is ready to climax, he ejaculates on her anus. Then he mixes his semen with the juices made by the anal sex with his finger. He then must lick his finger to sample it and feed the rest to the original chef.