chumsae

Chumsae is a relatively uncommon surname, but is better used to identify a profoundly quirky but unlucky person. A person with this name has luck so bad that if people are within a 10 foot range around him, they will have bad luck for the rest of the month. Possibly from the Gaelic for coleslaw, Chumsae is known for bringing great appetizers to boring parties, therefore making him the life of that party. a Chumsae is truly a natural musician, although the music created will most likely make you throw up the coleslaw that you just ate. If you were lucky enough to run into a Chumsae then rub his balding head, and if you can reach, his sagging scrotum, because that will reverse his chum luck and bring you good luck for the rest of the year.