Chukha Tee
A Chukha is an impossibly green, round, hanging booger that seems to be superglued to the lower parts of the nostrils in such a way that it stands out in a conversation, ultimately killing it - therefore, it is on the notorious list of conversation killers (things that stop people wanting to talk to you, for example, Quazzel). Chukha tends to fasten onto nose hairs, making it a nuisance to remove. Alongside that, it is extremely painful to peel out of the nostrils, so much so, that it has a similar feeling to getting waxed via consecutive wax strips. You'd be surprised by the hair these things can rip out. If you're lucky enough to have pulled one of these bad-boys out, you'll be given a window of temporary enjoyment where you can roll it into a ball or blackmail your siblings into doing things against their will. You normally obtain Chukha passively in your home environment or during a nice nap, but it's most common when an individual has a runny nose and they are situated in a dusty environment. Occasionally, you can get a crusty Chukha which seems to be sharper than a samurai blade. This means any external pressure on the nostrils may potentially cause a nose bleed that will keep reopening and induce suffering with just the slightest nose twitch.
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Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex