Chudster

Chudster noun \ˈchəd-stər\ 1. An internet archetype distinguished by exceptional analytical skill, capable of wielding facts, statistics, and peer-reviewed data to frustrate echo-chamber thinkers. Not necessarily ideologically extreme, but able to dismantle arguments built on noise rather than signal. 2. Someone whose precision and logic provoke strong emotional reactions—often rage or confusion—from those unaccustomed to actual evidence. 3. (Informal) A “strategic plonketeer”—a clever, infuriating figure whose intellect and timing make them simultaneously admired and exasperating. Example: “The debate thread was full of nonsense until the Chudster arrived, dropping citations like a true plonketeer and watching everyone lose their minds.”