Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris fun facts 2 Chuck Norris doesn't work his jobs pay him for just applying. Chuck Norris was once George Bush...but now he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the only man capable of masturbating and running a marathon at the same time. Chuck Norris created the first computer using the bones of his enemies. Chuck Norris invented the lightbulb. Chuck norris invented the question mark. JK rowling was originally going to be a porn star but due to her not being able to handle Chuck Norris she soon became an author inspired by Norris' naked body thus making Harry Potter. Due to Chuck Norris' awesome roundhosue kicks he wasn't allowed to play in terminator 3 instead he turned himself into a woman just to star in it. If Chuck was to ever discover this website he would roundhouse kick the earth thus ending humanity. During the Cold War nuclear missles were actually launched at America Due to a swift Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris redirected them to Japan thus creating Godzilla! Waldo isn't hiding he's in a coma after saying Chuck Norris three times in the mirror. Only Chuck Norris can masturbate to Chuck Norris. French fries were invented since Chuck Norris got tired of potatoe wedges. After shaving his pubic hairs Chuck Norris then threw them into the furnace thus making the first werewolf. Chuck Norris REALLY killed Kenny! When Carlos Mencia made a joke about Chuck Norris he went from white to mexican due to a radioactive roundhouse kick. When Lynyrd Skynyrd made the song Free Bird he was actually singing about the time Chuck Norris decided not to Roundhosue kick him. Chuck Norris doesn't get married he just ensures that death will do them apart. All that remains was formed After Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the rest of the band. Chuck Norris IS the first airplane. Chuck Norris wnats YOU to join the army! Chuck Norris is the reason why Uncle Sam doesn't exist!
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |