Chongling Chode

(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool. Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles. Side Effects of this condition: *Talking like a complete tool *Person becomes a total douchebag *Loss of friends *Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice *Cracks way too many gay jokes *Likes it in the butt *Eyes become somewhat crossed *Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs *Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably *Sucks more dick than your girlfriend *Fails at life