Chivalry
Synonymous to courteous simp, white knight, courteous stooge, hero complex. A guy who's obsessively/submissively courteous to a woman, treating her like an upper strata untouchable & whitewashed, often trying to enforce or "morally police" other men to be docile to women and violent to men (act chivalrous) purely on the basis of sex and apparent (to them) behavior patterns. Antonymous to fair treatment, individualism, rationalism. "Chivalry" was just the lower stratas of aristocratic men trying to upgrade their strata by marrying to a higher strata aristocratic women (who would essentially just be using these men as free fuckboys, attention, gifts, ego boost, protection in mischief), and because of this strata difference they had to be cautious and courteous (unless they were genuine simps). They were essentially fear/death squads, existed to punish, through threats and murder, rebelling surfs and peasants during "peace time", and during wars - better equipped and trained, often mounted, soldiers making them have a higher chance of survival, than the average conscripts, especially in running down running away "enemy". Glorified, romanticized, legalized bandits, simps with 0 empathy to other guys.
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