Chip

Chip is the name of a really sensitive guy who used to be fat, but is now hot as fuck. Sometimes he likes to be called Daddy, which is kinda weird, but he's cheap so all his friends respect it. He usually is tall, dark, and handsome. Also, he cannot be a Chip unless he sports a nice beard that highlights his jawline. He wears beaded bracelets, usually wooden. Anyone that knows a Chip is lucky. He is a really nice friend, but sometimes he gets a little sad which is difficult to support for his friends emotionally. Really though, he's a great guy. You should definitely want your daughter to date a Chip. He was a YouTuber in middle school, but now gets all the ladies. Man, I wish a was Chip. Go Chip!