chingaporean Tee
The breed of Chinese in Singapore. Narrow-minded, narcissistic, self-centered, and ranking themselves as higher on the race hierarchy within Asian countries, yet they speak in this guttural, sing-song, grammatically broken form of English called Singlish. Which makes them sound like they're having a stroke or some chromosome was missing from their DNA. Think Tourette's mixed with a groom at his drunken bachelor party. That's the sound they make. Either way, they're different from Hong Kong Chinese or Mainland Chinese. At least they came from a real sense of culture and a long rich history and narrative. Chingaporeans see themselves as vastly superior because of new wealth so they act cultured and drape themselves in money to compensate for a dystopian sense of identity and heavily bruised sense of self because of their freakishly controlling environment. But in the end, not realizing a loser wrapped in money is still....well, a loser. Socially awkward people with little instinct to say the right thing at the right time or occasion, gifted with no social grace, these are the people that you don't want to come to your party if you want to still keep your friends. But the best part is they have no clue that they're awkward. This probably explains why on the world stage, nobody has ever really heard of them and many scurry home to their little island to be with their tribe. Awkward begets awkward.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.