Chickenfish

noun proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish abbreviations: CF 1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats. 2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam. 2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg. 3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish). 4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer: Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing, the kittens are with thee; Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes, and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John. Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts, watch over us with your reattached eyes, now and at the hour of adoption. Meow.