chewbaccabra Tee
The chewbaccabra (Spanish pronunciation: tʃupaˈkaβɾa, from chew "to gnaw" and bra "brassiere", literally "boob gnawer") is a legendary Wookie rumored to inhabit Kashyyyk & parts of the Endor moon, with the first sightings reported in Puerto Rico.1 The name comes from the being's reported habit of attacking those who beat him at chess and drinking at Mos Eisley Spaceport, a known red light district. Physical descriptions of the creature vary little. It is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a large bear, with a row of ammo packs on a sash reaching from the neck to the base of his ass. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and have since been reported as far north as Coruscant, and as far south as Tattoine, and even being spotted outside the system on planets like Hoth, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chewbacabra as a fictional legend.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.