Cherubbing Tee
VERB - To drive around neighborhoods at night and attempt to steal people's lawn ornaments. "Cherubs" can be anything from little pickett signs to huge stone lions. You should never harm anything else on the person's property that you are cherubbing. You should always go cherubbing with at least 3 people. The driver, the lookout, and the actual cherubber. There are several types of way to cherub. Theres the quiet cherubber that sneaks up, picks up the cherub and quietly gets back to the car. There is the ninja cherubber that bounces in and out of the shadows to nab the cherub.There is also the swag cherubber who casually walks up to the cherub picks it up and walks back without a single glance. And there is the violent snatcher that bolts up to the cherub, uses brutal force to pick up the cherub and bolts back to the car. It is up to you what kind of cherubber you want to be. But the goal is to get the most cherubs and to NOT get caught! Some people choose to put all the cherubs on a friends lawn and then watch your friends Facebook as they post pictures of the random cherubs that appeared on their lawn overnight. Or you can drop them off behind a supermarket and see how long they stay there. You can always jsut throw them out the window as you drive home and watch the destruction. OR you can even keep some if you like! It's all a lot of fun and you have a HUGE thrill doing it. WARNING: You will become addicted very quickly so beware!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.