Cherry Hill High School East tee

One of the two high schools located in Cherry Hill, NJ. East is known as the richies and jews, as west is said to be full of gangsters and sluts. East has a leaky ceiling and is slowly sinking because it is built on a swamp. the teachers are either BITCHES or cool. every student is monitored by a crew of "security officers" and their cameras. no football stadium cause the team blows. wait...all the teams kinda suck. but all the kids are pretty smart, even the dumb ones. the school is full of sluts, stoners, jocks, preps, gothics, punks, and thesbians, just like any other high school in modern day america. the heater is either turned up to high or not high enough. if you have lab 8th period on c wing 3rd floor towards the end of the year, you might pass out of heat. kids can be bitches but some r nice. for some reason, the amount of cat fights per year in that school is increasing rapidly! and heres a little tribute to the principle who will remain un-named...."ok, alright, ok alright ok". its a cool school if you can survive. "hail to thee our alma mater, cherry hill east alma mater, through the years to come may part us, we'll be ever true. through the stife and battles, (dun dun) through thy years of glory: (dun dun) we shall hail thee, never fail thee, crimson and white go forth before us. cherry hill east we thank you for the friendships we have made here. there four years, we'll always treasure, we'll remember you!" GOOOOOOOO COUGARs! ps. we've got jews too!

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

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FUCK you urban dictionary.

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Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

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Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

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