Chemmie

A type of conspiracy theorist who believes that government is secretly spraying us with some sinister chemicals. This wide conspiracy would have to include a very large amount of people to have gone unnoticed for so many years while using huge flying machines to perpetrate the crime on a consistent basis for a very long time, systematically, over the entire countries without anyone being the wiser, except the very savvy chemmies themselves who somehow divined this mystical knowledge and are not the only holders of the truth eternal. They are impossible to argue with as they do not follow any logic in their argument preferring going in circles, using Gish Gallop tactics and a host of other logical fallacies to "prove" their "point".