chavmobile

A corsa, nova, saxo or some other crappy little shopping car that has had a shite body kit super glued to it. Usually driven by a pimply little prick with less driving talent than my nan. Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine. Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers. also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.