chav

As virilent as bubonic plague and spreading like rats emerging from their lairs these undesirables are spawning a legion of illegitimate 'chavlets.' Linger round Oldham Street & Piccadilly Gardens in Manchista and watch the 'chavometer' peak! Low chav index before midday tho' as they're still in their pits! Baying and snarling like a pack of jackals round a wounded prey,basball caps cocked at an angle they take everything out of the system but put tap-all back! Render the bastards down! Chavs ferried in at one end -melted tacky jewellry and Rockport residue exuding out of the other!! Only Argos Jewellry counters and Cash Generators would miss them. 'Garot a chav today ! Keep the detritus at bay !!''