Celebrity

Noun: A sparkling weasel-like creature that you often see in a movie or television show. But most of the time they're just trying to pretend they're someone else. Mark Hamill (an older celebrity) thinks he's a galactic Jedi warrior. Arnold Schwarzenegger (the longest name in the English language) thinks he's a robot from the future sent back to kill Sarah Connor. And, perhaps most bizarrely, Kristen Stewart (A.K.A. KS Bot 3000) thinks she's a rape-piñata for a werewolf and a vampire. They inhabit many places in the world, but most exist in Los Angeles, California, for a reason that has not yet been determined. Plural-Celebriti (as in octopi)