Catphin Tee
A Catphin is one of the rarest female animal-humans on the face of the planet (so rare, in fact, that in time of writing, only one sole live specimen has been reported). Generally a Catphin’s personality is deeply founded in the best features and characteristics from cats’ and dolphins’ personalities. To mention a few such characteristics: In a charming fashion, they are ever so curious (there’s no keeping secrets from them). They are slightly elusive in a very sensual way (you’ll find yourself turned on by the fact that you’ll never understand the Catphin completely). They tend to have a randomized thought pattern which will confuse their adversaries but very much please and entertain their friends and loved ones. They love horsies, polar bears, cows and tigers. Due to their duo-/twin-personality they can often be heard saying quite strange things. Also, Catphins have consistencies with the physiology of cats and dolphins – for instance, only half their brain sleeps at a time, they move gracefully both on land and in water, they purr quite often (especially when you stroke them gently behind the ears), they will scratch you and paw-claw-stump on your back when they get excited, they do not function well when they are hungry (not well at all), they have a silent fascination for worm cures, and they tend to investigate things by smell prior to using any other senses (and sometimes they will drool all over you).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.