Cathleen

A person, usually of the female sex, that likes to smile a lot. More often than not, Cathleens are black. If you meet a white Cathleen, you are dealing with the wrong type of person. When dealing with black Cathleens, however, it is important to note that calling them white will result in being stabbed with a pen. (See: Matt) Common habits of Cathleens include smiling (even though it causes their mothers to think them weird), laughing, being great, giving confidence, being really black, saying "LOL," and, in general, being very attractive (especially in the eyes of the Brad). The lingo of the Cathleen can vary from the common "YO WASSUP" to the more obscure "ahehehahahheheheheh." Other phrases common among Cathleens include "gr8," "paranormal," "krazy," "XCUSE ME?," "I'm black," "racism" and "HEY BRAD," among others. Overall, the Cathleen is an exotic and interesting creature, and one to value. Whenever one meets a Cathleen, it is recommended that they be very careful not to lose her.