Cat

(k-ah-t); noun This term can be used to describe two different meanings: 1. A demonic being ready to attack at any moment before you can think 2. The most adorable little fluff ball on earth that will beg and beg to be pet These two meanings, surprisingly, can describe the same creature over the course of just ten minutes. This dramatic change can happen by doing only one thing; feeding them. Now, if you own one of these peculiar creatures and it is not feeding time yet, please, please run and hide. Unless you are willing to have an enormous scratch across your forehead and a cat sat on top of your dead body, of course.