Case Western Reserve University tee

misery,substance addiction,cruel and unusual, ridiculous The post by "jaded case student" was dead on balls accurate. Everything he/she said was true and they are things that my friends and i have either seen or done. Not only is the work load impossible, unless you have a fake major, but the students here are socially inept. The boys would rather spend weekends with their guy friends then with girls. the "parties" that you do go to usually consist of a few people drinking in their rooms, and acting ridiculous, not in a good way. The craziest thing anyone has done at case is drink a bottle of massage oil, thinking it was alcohol, this happened once. The few girls you will meet at case, mostly are ok, but there are always a few who are as socially awkard as the boys, which is saying a lot. The boys that are relatively normal, all have girlfriends from other schools. Do not let the 60-40 ratio fool you. It is a dirty lie to lure unsuspecting girls to this disgusting, repulsive excuse of a university, BECAUSE most of those 60 seem to have little interest in girls and a lot more interest in playing video games all day and night. Some of the professors are nbot just apathetic, but seem to have a genuine disdain for girls. As one professor told a pre-med girl, after she found a mistake in his adding up of her points on an exam, "why do you care, you will be pregnant and at home in a few years anyway." And when you do get exicted about a THEME party, because it is a rare occasion, 20 minutes before you are about to leave, it gets cancelled, because they are already wasted and passed out at 4 p.m. However, there is one corection to "jaded case student" that we would like to make, yes the guys watch massive amounts of porn, the problem is, is that most of the porm is not "regular," its animated, yes ANIMAE porn. Ok, so in summation, if you like to hibernate in your dorm room, drink but almost always only by yourself, are petrified of the opposite sex, think that massive amounts of homework implies a good time, and think that "fiberoptic internet connection" is the sweetest thing ever, than you were made for Case. If not, however, this should serve as a warning, do not be fooled by fake commericals or FAKE DEFINITIONS(hint hint "premed girl").

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
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  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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