Cascada
A very popular, mainstream, and over rated artist hailing from Germany. Although countless people will sit there and exclaim how she's the "best techno artist out there," GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. Not only is her music not "techno," but her songs aren't even her own, and they all sound exactly the same. Same beat, same loops, same everything. No freaking originality. First, her genre would be classified as "Euro-Dance," or, better yet, as Cheese. Because really, when you sit there and play "Everytime We Touch" and scream "I LOVE TECHNO!!!" at the top of your lungs, you don't, you little poser. You're just off obsessing over a song that came out years ago and isn't even all that great. Listen to her songs and finally realize that they are the cheesiest forms of electronic music out there. Cascada is, without a doubt, someone who only strengthens the traditional stereotype of how all electronic music sounds the same.
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