Cary

A Quaint little village outside of Chicago where the Police Force outnumbers the civilian population 3 to 1, and there is nothing else for the kids to do but hang out at fast-food chains and sneak in alcohol. The Cary, IL Taco Bell is the 3rd most profiting Taco Bell in the US. The majority of the town's population travels to Chicago (Greatest, CLEANEST, City in the World) where they get sufficiently inhebriated and rarely make it home on the weekends. An entirely residential town, house parties are the activities of choice, and you can always tell where the party was at over the weekend by checking the police blodder. For whatever reason the children of Cary have blind ignorant pride for there village and will die defending its honor. But when among all Natives, the phrase , "This town fucking blows" is thrown around as much as Minority Jokes (Frequently).