Carnegie

A somewhat ghetto town in southwestern Pennsylvania, about 5 minutes away from the city of Pittsburgh. The kids there attend Carlynton Jr/Sr High school, and almost all the teachers there are complete idiots. 98% of people in Carnegie are avid Steeler fans. They all speak fluent Pittsburghese and love their rolling rock. Even the kids (under 21). You will pretty much see houses decorated with Steeler paraphenalia, and fans watching the games every Sunday. Primanti's is a must. Every September, Carnegie has a town festival, commonly known as the "Blues Festival", or "Carnegie Days". There are numerous drug dealers, old people, hobos, African Americans, and little kids living here. But one of the best places in Carnegie is Don Don's, they have the best chinese food by far around here. Carnegie was in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the town with the most bars and churches in it.