Carcolepsy

Carcolepsy (v) When an individual is wide awake walking around alert and conscious gets into a vehicle to either drive or be a passenger of that ride and will almost instantaneously fall asleep. If the person is not nudged awake and some sort of way upon falling asleep or shortly thereafter they fall into a deep sleep which is really hard to wake them from unless of course the car has stopped moving to which they wake up almost as if a switch switch them back to life this can be dangerous do not allow anybody to drive with this condition Kids: mom can you take us to school Dad: mom's busy guys but I can take you come on let's go Kids awkwardly staring at each other wondering who will be the one to break the news to Dad Kids: no it's okay we'll take the bus dad thank you though Dad: what? You guys never want to ride with me in the car anymore Kids: yeah well you know we don't want to die and you having car collapsy makes it a bigger chance of that happening so thanks but no thanks got to go