Car Guy

A faggot with an incomrehensible obsession with automobiles whom also takes pride in his jacked up little car to the point where all of his conversations include (but are not limited to) at least 5 brags. Car guys usually have small dicks (varying from 1 inch to a maximum of 3) and hit on girls with their out-of-place and highly inflated ego. More often than not, car guys are typically utter douchebags who probably range along the neo-nazi to even neo-liberal political scale but it varies. Car guys think they know everything about automobiles, so much so, they often times forget to suck their own chode once in a while.