capricorn
Capricorns are 10th sign of Zodiac and half Aries half Pisces, both ram and fish, meaning they share with Aries equal amounts of negative traits like arrogance etceteras. They are cooled down with the Watery nature of the fish and become more thought oriented. They are ruled by the large planet with a ring evolving around it. "Saturn can represent good things like compassion for the needy, social services, good longevity, meditative realizations, humble service..." says an Ayurvedic Astrology book. They are Earth Signs, Negative Signs, and Feminine Signs. Capricorns cannot be misunderstood by Geminis. Geminis are experienced, understanding, have met many people, and can see multiple sides of a situation, including both views of an argument. If an actual Gemini doesn't like you, basically you're wrong. People can get the link between the signs and people mixed up, since Western and Eastern Astrology have different timing and there is the matter of cusps and planetary problems and major influences. I am Gemini star influence. Capricorns can get along with Taurus and Virgo because they are Earth signs just as this can be the same reason they might not. The astrologer and source of this information was probably induced by the fact of Elemental relations, but nowadays in your Modern world there is hypocrisy and jealousy, making deceit etceteras. They get along with Pisces only because they are known as push overs. Capricorns generally do not get along with Aries unless this is an astrologer saying so by the inaccuracy of Astrology timing, or by personal experience between individual friends or siblings who definitely have had other major influences besides Capricorn or Aries. Libra is very like Capricorn and Scorpio, being negative and a bit cynical. It is very self evolved to come up and say they are the coolest sign. They truly are not noticed as much as signs like Leo, Aries, and Gemini. Who are known to grab attention, spark excitement, and gather interest. Capricorns are not any more weird than any other sign, but teenager Capris might want to be weird to be different. They are paranoid, and so like any person a thinker rather that doer, they are not obvious to everyone in their complete intents. Capricorns can listen to you talk about a problem, sure, but rarely these days without complaining or talking about you ranting. Are they good listeners mentally? They hear whatever they want to hear, at least this is the trait of ignorance, NOT to hurt anyone. It is fairly easy to describe a Capricorn, and an astrologer is no exception. If you speak of the average person describing a Capricorn from other than experience no offense but normally people would suck at this, personology and such. I could tell you more if only I read more about them. Out of the many signs I am surrounded by half of the zodiac's symbols are missing, including Capricorn in area of experience with them. They are not the worst sign in the Zodiac. I personally find Taurus and its stubbornness more likely unbearable, however my impression on them is growing and my impression on Capricorn as of now is starting to sink. We still like you, Capricorn, but you are easily corrupted. I adore the sign Capricorn, though on Urban Dictionary I'd have to say, I'm a bit disappointed. Either they are given more credit than what they're actually for on this dictionary, most of your descriptions will come from a Capricorn themselves, or someone is drawing most of their information from one source.
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